I’ve been getting a lot of flack from people I know every time I start talking about putting nicotine in beer. People get all edgy and think I’m in cahoots with big tobacco. Bring on your negative comments, I really don’t care.
I have finally figured out how to put nicotine in beer and still make it taste good. There is a new “smoking session” lozenge called Commit that contains 2 or 4mg of nicotine in a delicious cherry or mint flavored form Commit Website. They are designed to dissolve in people’s mouths like a regular ricola or fisherman’s friend style lozenge, so they are totally soluble in liquid.
Warning: I am not a smoker and I sucked on one of the 4mg lozenges for 5 min before I had to spit it out because I felt light headed. These suckers are super strong. I’ve been told that the average cigarette has .2mg of nicotine and these things have 4mg. I guess they are banking on slow release over 30min of sucking on it and not chewing it up to get all the nicotine out at once.
Because these things are so strong I will have to dose each beer individually with 1/8 (or less) of a lozenge, so I don’t make anyone sick. For all those neigh sayers out there that think I am evil and will kill someone the directions say not to exceed 5 lozenges in 6 hours, so people will be passed out drunk before they overdose on my nicotine beer.
If you still think I am evil think about all those “smoke free” bars out there that are in desperate need of this product. All the poor smokers forced to finish their beers then walk outside for a smoke. With this product they get their nicotine fix without having to leave the barstool and without the hazardous smoke filling the air.
For some weird reason every time I talk about this product I want to do an evil genius laugh, so here it goes, mwha mwhaaaahaaa ha ha ha…..
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